A Joke I Wrote While Driving

I was driving behind a truck and I could see through the rear window that the driver was holding his cell phone to his ear with one hand and holding his coffee cup with the other. Then I noticed his bumper sticker: HOW AM I DRIVING? I pulled along side him at a stoplight, rolled down my window and said to him, “I give up. How?"

Here’s the joke writing process: I really was following a commercial vehicle that had a sticker that read, “HOW AM I DRIVING?” followed by a phone number and vehicle code. The driver was talking on his cell phone. I asked myself, “How can I turn this into a joke?” So… I put a cup of coffee into his other hand and changed the word “HOW“‘s meaning from the way the sticker meant it; “to what extent, degree, etc.” to “in what way or manner?”

Then I made sure the story made sense and that most people could relate to the situation and voilá a joke is born! I dictated it into my trusty digital recorder and here it is, for your dining and dancing pleasure.

Another Reason I Love My Job!

Yep, I travel a lot. Sometimes I fly, sometimes I drive. I used to put 60,000 miles a year on my car. Not so much anymore. But passing sights like this make it all worth it. Near Ouray, Colorado on my way home from Grand Junction.

December Fan Of The Month - Kate C., Louisville, KY

Here’s me, Rusty Z with Kate C. Kate was one of my volunteers for a show I did at St. Margaret Mary Catholic Church in Louisville, Kentucky. So, yes, my show is church clean.