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HypnotiComic™ Rusty Z presents How To Hypnotize Anyone (including yourself) and Achieve World Domination! (or at least make your life better)

The first CD in comedy hypnotist Rusty Z's Mental Mojo™ series will teach you how to use the power of self-hypnosis to enjoy a profound state of relaxation and help you attain your goals, wants and desires.

You'll also learn to hypnotize anyone using the enclosed amazing HypnoDisc and a proven hypnosis script! You get the CD, the HypnoDisc and the script for only $15.77 postage paid.

New: Rusty Z's Whirling Amazing HypnoCoin™ Helps Hypnotize Others in Minutes!
Now in a set of 3 colors!

Fascinating Pocket-Size Invention

Hold the plastic HypnoCoin in front of the person you want to hypnotize. Then, make the hypnotic pattern whirl by gently rocking the disc. This whirling motion is so fascinating, so eye arresting... it captures and holds your subject's gaze. Now... you are ready to hypnotize.

Get this amazing hypnotic aid in a set of three—one each blue, green and red—for only $10.77 postage paid. Sent in a loud, obnoxious mailer so all the neighbors know what you're up to. Your money back if not delighted.

(copy plagiarized from 1960's hypnotism catalog)

You may remember these from the back of comic books. Now, Rusty's made them available again!

"What Happens in Hypnosis Stays in Hypnosis" T-Shirt

It doesn’t matter whether you’re a hypnotist, a hypnotherapist, a fan of hypnosis, or you just walk around in a trance—you gotta have this T-shirt! “What Happens in Hypnosis, Stays in Hypnosis.” There’s even a picture of a groovy retro chick giving the universal “shhhh” sign.

Men’s and women’s sizes and styles. Men’s are regular T-shirt style; women’s have cap sleeves and slightly scooped neckline. Quality 100% pre-shrunk cotton. Blue only, as shown. Look like a million bucks for only $14.77 postage paid!

“SHUT UP AND WATCH THE MOVIE” Glow-in-the-dark T-Shirt

Annoyed by morons who talk during the movie? Tell 'em to shut their traps with this clever T-shirt! It's a 100% white cotton, quality T-shirt with “SHUT UP AND WATCH THE MOVIE” printed on the back in glow-in-the-dark ink. Glows for about 10 minutes when exposed to sun or lobby light, and will get your point across! Machine washable and dryable. Worn by your pal, comedian James R. Zingelman when he takes in a flick.

More fantabulous comedy and hypnosis products coming soon!